This single mum-of-two says she never catches colds by drinking sperm smoothies

A SINGLE mum-of-two says she’s never had the flu by drinking sperm smoothies.

Mom of two, Tracy Kiss, 29, from Buckinghamshire, takes a spoonful of her best friend’s semen and puts it into her drink every morning to boost her immunity. She even encourages using sperm as a facial ointment.

Concerning using sperm for fighting cold, she said: “I’d been feeling run down and had no energy, but now I’m full of beans and my mood has improved.

“It can taste really good, depending on what my friend has been eating. My other mates think I’m strange, but I don’t give a toss.”

She gets the sperm from her 31-year-old friend who is single. Three time since a week, he comes round with a fresh tub.

“I know he’s healthy, doesn’t smoke, drink or do drugs and I made him have an STI check,” she said.

This single mum-of-two says she never catches colds by drinking sperm smoothies

“When I first approached him, he was concerned I’d use it to impregnate myself.

“But once I’d convinced him it was for my beauty regime he agreed, after all, he has a regular supply at hand!”

Tracy who is a qualified nutritional adviser said she has been drinking sperm every day for the past month.

She mixes the semen with fruit, seeds, coconut or almond milk , but could also drink it on its own.

“Every batch tastes different, depending on what he’s been eating,” she said.

“Sperm is an awesome product and we should stop being so ridiculous about it – the health benefits have been well researched and more women and men should take advantage of it particularly as its made by our own bodies and doesn’t contain e-numbers and chemicals.”

For two years, Tracy’s beautician advised her to use sperm as a skincare product to help with her rosacea – a condition that causes redness.

She mixes sperm with egg whites and lavender oil, then leaves it on her face for 15 minutes, three times a week.

She said “I felt the need to share this information. People are so weird about sperm when in actual fact a teaspoon is filled with amazing goodness.”

Tracy has been single for three years and hopes to find love with someone who understands her lifestyle.

She said “I want a relationship where my partner asks if I want one shot or two shots of sperm in my smoothie each morning!”

However, Dr Sarah Jarvis disagreed to Tracy’s flu remedy.

She said: “There is absolutely no nutritional value to semen. A better way for vegans to get extra protein would be through foods like nuts.”

 

Source: TheSun

 

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